Blackie Brasher

b: i am lonely need some company. e: poor loulou. b: yeah..poor me. wanna help me hang monkey? e: no. b: come one..come over.I'll be nice i promise. e: ah yes and what are you going to do for me?? b: tickle your little belly.. please come over el. i feel really rotten.. e: do you want to grab a coffee? b: no!!! i want you to come over here and pretend that you are Sean Young in Blade Runner.. can you do that? but the we can dance after.. e: and you pretend you are the plumber.. b: no i would be the most important man you'd ever met.. and you would have 80's shoulder pads..plumbers are quite intelligent. e: and then?? b: and then we dance to Leonard Cohen because he is beautiful.. and we talk about stupid stuff.. e: ah. i rather see a good old movie. b: but then we love on my doggie because he is a little babe.. e: and then eating something good and then make love. b: want me to have you picked up? you know i watched some like it hot tonight!! e: i am watching a French dvd right now. i am going to sleep after. b: ok but i only have bad food here... e: too bad loulou!! b: give us your address and i'll send a cabbie.. but only if you promess to laugh with me! Ha ha i am not as fragile as you think! e: thanks for telling me! i will have come tonight because i thought you are fragile. b: well come then. e: too late for me. b: but that doesn't mean i want you beeting on me ell.. e: ?? b: come to Brooklyn. what's your problem? ok!! we will make out and rub each other! is that ok? e: great!! you are so sexy! b: so you don't want me to send cabs? should i just do it! i want you here..xo. please come round. why aren't you here??